Stacey's Dad
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Stacey's Dad: Look, I know you think that since I walked out she could use a guy like you. But trust me. That woman has a lot going on, and you want none of it.
Stacey's Dad: Get out while you still can.
{{Alt: I bet she gets you to mow the lawn, doesn't she?}}